From the opening paragraph of the story in the Muncie Star Press:
MUNCIE — A Muncie man is in jail with samurai sword injuries after allegedly breaking into another man’s home to get his wife back.
It just gets better. Check out the mug shot of the guy in the middle. If I’m not mistaken, it looks like he’s been slashed across the face with a samurai sword. And people think that life in Indiana is boring.