What’s really happening in this pic

I was scrolling through photos the other day, searching out details, and I came across the photo below. It seems like a nice photo of me and some Bangladeshi garment workers, doesn’t it? Well, you don’t know the whole story. I had forgotten all about it. Such memories are repressed.

The Workers

See that dude to the right of me? I don’t want to go into details, but as this pic was taken, he was trying to molest me. If you look close, you can see my innocence drifting away. Following this photo, he received a quick elbow to the ribs and then he disappeared, back to whatever creepy lair he crawled out of.

Kyle Timmerman says:

He does look a little shady. You should have busted out a little Jeet Kun Do on him.

Kent says:

he looks a lot shady.

Kelsey says:

At the time, I didn’t realize how much bigger I was than him. Basically, I’m Shaq in Bangladesh and I should have brought the Shaq-fu pain upon him.

Matt says:

Maybe thats why he was molesting you Kelsey. Once you go American, you never go back.

Matt your comment reminded me of an episode of South Park. Here’s the the script…

President Hirohito: You are American?

Red: Yes.

President Hirohito: [begins to gesture] Ogh! You must have very big pee-anis!

Red: Excuse me? I was just asking you what you’re up to with these toys!

President Hirohito: Nothing. We are very simple people. With very small penis. Mr. Ose penis is especially small.

Mr. Ose:[fakes a sob] Uh, smuh, so small.

President Hirohito: We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!

Matt says:

I knew I could inspire you to bring down your own site with low brow penis humor. My work here is done.

Believe it or not, South Park won an Emmy for this particular episode.

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