Christian Porn Stars Wanted

UPDATE 11/10: The site Sweet Christians site is no longer up. I like to think I had something to do with that.

60-minutes was on. Harper, our daughter, was upstairs drifting to sleep to Kenny Loggins. Annie was paying bills at the kitchen table. I was looking for Christian porn.

“Annie (my wife)! Annie!” I was giddy. “You’ve got to see this! It’s a Christian porn site!”

Annie has this immense capacity to put up with me. It’s basically her superpower. “What are you doing?” She calmly asked.

I told her that in my efforts to find a funny name for an imaginary Christian Porn magazine for Monday’s post, I stumbled upon Sweet Christians:

“The #1 Christian Porn Site: Where the girls are always sweet!”

She went back to paying bills and I poured over the site. There aren’t any pictures or videos on the site. It has been up for a few years, but Sweet Christians seems to be having trouble finding models. Go figure.

If you’re interested, you should check out their Models Wanted page: We would love to hear from you, all shapes and sizes and types, and all Christian!

I’m not sure there is a better way to spend a Sunday than to browse the comments of a Christian Porn site.

By Dalton, January 18, 2010 @ 10:59 pm
I think that a Christian porn sit should be moral, Not treating a girl like a sex object but a person, no cussing, AND HAVE COUPLES! A MAN AND A WOMEN FOR VEIWING BY A MAN AND A WOMAN. What married Christian couple is going to want to see just a girl. They want to see other married Christian couples.

By admin, January 19, 2010 @ 5:46 am
Yes, Dalton, you have made a good point, thank you for taking the time to do so.

By Cynthia, February 23, 2010 @ 10:34 am
and make the wedding rings visible!!

By danny, February 24, 2010 @ 4:13 pm
this website is shit, i want real porn

By danny, February 24, 2010 @ 4:13 pm
porn porn porn!!!

It’s really telling that in the above thread Danny, the “porn porn porn!!!” guy is the only one that makes sense. As for the others, I’m not sure what to think.

A good Christian comes into a room with a porno on a 50” plasma. At first he is offended by what he sees. But then he sees that the couple is naked but for their wedding rings. When he sees the bible vibrating on the bookshelf-headboard, he breathes a sigh of relief, “They’re Christians!” grabs his wife and watches porn like a good Christian.

What do Christians and Larry Flint have in common? They are both offended by SweetChristians.com.

 
18 comments
Joel says:

Dude, Kelsey. You think it’s novel for Christians to be into sex? Mainstream Evangelicals love sex. (Though pro-porn ‘Christian’ sex sites are either a joke or created by a veeery small minority way outside the mainstream. Porn rots your brain.)

http://www.boards.themarriagebed.com/ (note that you can’t see most of the explicit stuff unless you sign in)

http://www.book22.com/ (sex toys for Christians, named after Song of Songs, the sex book in the Bible, in case you didn’t catch the reference)

Research in 1994 showed that “conservative Protestant” (i.e. Evangelical) women have more regular orgasms than any group of other women. And that was years before sites like http://christiannymphos.org/ where around.

Sure, we’re against porn and sex outside of marriage, and we reject a lot of the politically correct post-Sexual Revolution Cosmo-esque prescriptions of male and female sexuality, yet somehow we’re uncommonly sexually satisfied.

Whoa. They’re making porn with couples?

The XXXChurcn is actually a pretty well known ministry that reaches out to the porn industry with the gospel of Jesus.

They also work with people addicted to porn to help them understand the ways the addiction is harmful to their marriage.

As far as I know they do not produce porn of any kind – kinda goes against the “thou shalt no covet thy neighbor’s wife” and the rule that lust is a sin. They’re all about helping people overcome porn addiction.

So I have to ask: did the story link XXXChurch with making porn? Because that would really surprise me. They do have an edition of the New Testament, which you have there, that they give out to people in the porn industry. But I would be VERY surprised if they were making porn.

PS: Can I send Annie my bills to pay, too? :)

Kelsey says:

Joel, I didn’t say it was novel for Christians to be into sex, I was just surprised that there was a Christian porn site.

Joanne, Annie would be happy to pay your bills at a charge of 110% of whatever the bill is!

Sweet Christians didn’t mention the XXXChurch. I stumbled upon it when I was looking for a pic to use for the post.

Good point about the “covet the wife” rule. That’s my whole point. I can’t see anything Christian about Christians watching Christians have sex. And I think it’s morally thin logic – and rather distasteful – to pretend that it’s okay to watch people have sex as long as they worship the same god as you.

Interesting subject. Thanks for the comments.

Well, truth to be told, there are Christians who work as pornstars. Sad to hear but this issue really exist. This is something that the church should be taking care of.

Kelsey says:

Greg, I have no doubt that there are Christian pornstars. In my opinion a Christian doing porn is less distasteful than a Christian doing “Christian Porn.” I’m not a big fan of using religion to justify lewd acts.

Poignant says:

A Christian working in the porn industry or a Christian working in the military-industrial complex. Which is more detestable?

Woodsie says:

Neither, they’re both sinners, just like the rest of us, and need God’s help, in different ways.

G-Man says:

The Christian working in the porn industry is much worse! This is just WRONG! Somehow I don’t see the Apostle Paul on tape with his wife… if he had one.

Kelsey says:

How about Father Abraham. I hear that he had many sons.

Julie Fehrenbacher says:

I can not believe their is no christian porn. People need it in context of marriage instead of watching the trash from the secular community. Me and my husband like to watch each other on a video and would like to watch other detailed video of other people. There has to be a place for this. This is just not right. I fully believe that Jesus died for me and that is enough. I do not have to live in sexual immorality to watch some porn. All things are ok to do to those who walk in faith but to do but some things are not beneficial. Porn is very beneficial to me and my husband as a christian.

timothy haski says:

our advert mentioned that you needed Christian models if that is the case please email me.
God Bless.

James says:

Theres no redeeming Pornahraphy to glorify God. People in the porn business are redeemable to be saved and washed cleanby the blood of Jesus. Interesting fact as well, we get the word porn from the Greek work “pornea” which is used in the new testament as a word for “fornication” and “sexual immorality” . A fully born again regenerated heart ,adopted son or daughter of God through Christ wouldn’t be in the “Christian porn business” and justifying sin back to God practically defending it, so people promoting it or fully involved sad to say most likely aren’t Christians…at all. All about the loot $$

Jayword says:

What does Jesus do with all the porn stars when he comes again?

matt says:

send me information

matt says:

Can anyone send me information about Christian porn sites?

maki.matthew@zoho.com

henry says:

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henry says:

There is suppose to be an alternative to the indepth of hunger and thirst In our souls,pornography fills the mind to a large extent,if we can’t act or have couple’s pornography acted and justified then the gospel movie, music and books industry have to be ready to satisfy the soul and the spirits of billions of people who need satisfaction everyday,the gospel media have to make avail it’s contents and materials globally.

henry says:

There is a christian porn star I just found on the web called monica foster,your message reads christian porn stars wanted-kelsey timmerman.

Let your voice be heard!