Banana Ninja Fights Global Injustice

Kelsey Timmerman adventured through the global food economy perfecting his machete technique. He was injured in a freak accident involving gamma rays and a GMO banana on a banana plantation. Armed with great powers and great responsibility, he now fights global injustice as the Banana Ninja!

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Kyle says:

That is some hilarious ridiculousness right there. Way to whiff on that last piece of fruit, Kels.

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