Porn + wedding rings = Christian Porn

A while back I was trying to think of a name for a Christian porn magazine.  I know; it’s a weird way to spend a Sunday.

I was making fun of myself for starting a pitch to a Christian magazine with this sentence: “I slept with the prophetess.” (I actually just spent the night at her house.) At the time I hadn’t heard back from the magazine and figured that the opening would have probably been better suited for a Christian porn magazine.  That’s why my mind went there.  As it turns out, they published the story I pitched a few months later.

I eventually settled on Porn-Again Christian as the title for my fake magazine, but not before stumbling upon some sites advocating for Christian porn. Apparently it exists.  I did a post mocking Christian porn and, as of today, 12,808 people have searched for “christian porn” and found my site.

Lord, held me.

To me christian porn (porn with married couples with wedding rings visible) seems pretty hypocritical and shouldn’t be blended together. I joked in the original post: “What do Christians and Larry Flint have in common? They are both offended by Christian Porn.”

The consensus among the commenters of the post seemed to be that Christian porn kinda went against the whole “covet thy neighbor’s wife” and lust is a deadly sin things. A few commenters have left interesting comments, defending Christian sex, but not defending Christian porn. (Note: I wasn’t attacking Christians having of the sex and I’m sorry if that was inferred.) But few of them actually came to the defense of porn.

Until this week when the post received this comment:

  1. I can not believe their is no christian porn. People need it in context of marriage instead of watching the trash from the secular community. Me and my husband like to watch each other on a video and would like to watch other detailed video of other people. There has to be a place for this. This is just not right. I fully believe that Jesus died for me and that is enough. I do not have to live in sexual immorality to watch some porn. All things are ok to do to those who walk in faith but to do but some things are not beneficial. Porn is very beneficial to me and my husband as a christian.

One question…

Should I delete all of my Christian Porn posts including this one? I like generating traffic and pulling new people into my conversations around here, but not all visitors are created equal.

 
7 comments
KT Jayne says:

No, Kelsey, although it seems as if you are putting a sign on your trailer akin to “Tornado come here”, I think it’s an interesting question. Is there really a difference just because it’s in the context of marriage? You obviously don’t have to be married to have sex and you definitely don’t even really have to like each other (although it helps). I’m reminded of when we went to Cabo for our honeymoon and people would ask if we were married. And then inevitably, they would ask “To each other?” Finally, we found out that Cabo is apparently a popular place for Mexicans to go and cheat.
This, like everything else is relative and especially within context. Taken out of context it’s an entirely different question. You blogs are always interesting to leave, and of course, if those Christians get too unruly, you can always choose to delete their post. Afterall, it is your blog. So, you can always chose to reserve the right to ignore a visitor or delete their comment. It’s like everything else, you must comment respectfully and responsibly.

Yes, you do get some interesting comments.

No, don’t delete your posts on Christian porn.

All I can say about the post you quoted is thank God for grace. : – )

dondd says:

I know many Christian women sleep with the guys they date.
They enjoy their men’s passionate thrusts.
I do wonder what goes through their minds as they feel their nonChristian men push deep into their “innocent” Christian p*ssies & fill them with their godless spermy cum, which they crave…
Imagine they rely on a lot of God’s grace, particularly the mornings after…

That’s a call you probably have to make for yourself, Kelsey. It is sad how many people went searching for this, though. I say if this is something you want to continue to deal with and comment about, then keep it up. You may have stumbled upon something significant. But if this was more of a side thought and more of a self-amusement blog post, then I’d say take it down. It most likely won’t stop.

Joel says:

If you actually want sincere and (mostly) intelligent discussion about the (in)compatibility of Christian marriage/sexuality and “porn”, then you have got to check out the discussion forum at TheMarriageBed.com!

They boil it down to: as long as [1] it doesn’t involve other people, and [2] you’re respecting one another, go for it. (Most typical definitions of porn violate #1, and a lot violate #2. At TMB they don’t call DIY stuff that meets the above criteria ‘porn’.)

You always make the most random stuff come through my feed reader…

Ravindra says:

When I first saw you in the porn industry, I iedamimtely melted. You are the most hottest, beautiful gentleman I’ve ever laid eyes on. Now, the only wish I have from you is a date. I just wish wish I could take you out on a date! No catch or anything just a nice dinner date. That’s all I ever want. Think you can take that offer? I’ll be waiting Midnight Runner

billy says:

@Ravinda,
You’d want him to thrust passionately into your “innocent” Christian pussy & give you all those feelings you desire?

Let your voice be heard!