From the “New Rules” portion of his show on 8/24/07:
“If you (consumer) demand products that don’t cost anything, people will make them out of poison, mud, and shit.”
“Because in China their kids don’t play with the toys, they’re the ones in the factory making them.”
“I (impersonating American consumer) don’t have time to ponder whether these twelve-dollar jeans are a product of child labor. I just know that I’m an American on a budget and our lifestyle is a blessed one and I want to look nice standing in line for an iPhone.”
“Let’s buy toys from a communist police state, you know they’ll put in a little extra love.”
You can watch the entire segment or if you want to skip right to the bits on China skip to 3:20.