Sep
30

A slow clap for stay-at-home moms

By Kelsey

IMG_4126 copyI’m on stage. She’s putting the kids to bed.

A thousand set of eyeballs stare at me. Two stare at her.

My words inspire laughter, hers tears.

When I’m done, I’m rewarded with a standing ovation. She’s rewarded with silence.

I hear: “Good job. Well done. Thank you.”

She hears: a ticking clock, a baby rustling, a lullaby singing.

Everyone wants to know what my wife, Annie, thinks of all my adventures and if she wants to come along. She doesn’t. We’re different like that.

I’ve been away for the past week and I miss Annie, who recently became a stay-at-home mom, and our kids. I can’t wait to pick up my daughter, Harper, and twirl her. She’ll ask about her promised surprise and I’ll reveal her new cowboy hat — her Texas cowboy hat. She’ll demand to ride her Fischer Price horse, Old Paint. But before we go to play, I’ll give my baby boy Griffin a kiss on both of his chubby cheeks and tell Annie, “I love you. I missed you.”

Over the past week I’ve traveled to three states to speak at five schools. Students often tell me that they want my job or, this is kind of embarrassing, that they want to be me. I love what I do. I’m honored to do it and I couldn’t imagine doing anything else for a living, but the thing that gives me the most joy in life is my family. Most everybody has one.

It’s normal.

I find normal to be spectacular and adventurous. Annie told me that Griffin just discovered his tongue while I was away. Everybody has one, but that doesn’t make an infant discovering his any less of a miracle.

Husbands have wives. Husbands and wives have kids. Mothers and fathers love their kids beyond all.

It’s normal.

One-quarter of families have a stay-at-home mom. Theirs is the most important job in the world. The next time you are at a dinner party and a woman tells you she’s a stay-at-home, hug her. Congratulate her. Commend her. Act like she’s the most interesting person in the room because she is. She’s wonderful and selfless. She’s patient and beautiful. Start one of those inspiring slow claps. She deserves it.

Without Annie, I’d probably be on some deserted island teaching a lost tribe how to SCUBA dive. She’s given me focus, purpose, love, and a family. She gives me the freedom to do what I love to do, share it with the world, and still have normal.

She keeps my feet on the ground and I (like to think I) keep her head in the clouds.

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Sep
27

Can you believe this dorm at TAMU-Texarkana?!?!?!

By Kelsey

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Sep
25

Texas here I come!

By Kelsey

“Yee-haw, yee-haw, yippie-yi-yo, Texas here I come.” Harper singing one of her favorite songs from Backyardigans and it just happens to be where I’m heading this morning.

She calls the hat her “cowboy hat” and she just has to wear it when she’s riding her Fischer Price horse she calls “old paint.” I think my little cowpoke needs a real cowboy hat. I’ll have to find her one in Texas.

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Sep
21

My Two Weeks W/O Wolfe Blitzer

By Kelsey

I grabbed a coffee and a meat pie. I brushed off the huckster trying to convince me to patronize his peep show. I had been traveling all over Australia for the past two months, and I was taking the morning off from sight-seeing and beach-going. I went to the newsstand in Sydney’s King’s Cross district and grabbed the morning paper.

It was September 12th, 2001 in Australia. Sitting on the stoop in front of that newsstand, the world changed; I never felt more American.

My Two Weeks Without Wolf Blitzer

For the past two weeks I haven’t flipped to CNN or Fox News once. I haven’t read the Wall Street Journal or the New York Times. As part of the Go Glocal Project I forced myself to look for news beyond our borders. Once again I saw 9/11 through the eyes of the world. 9/11 changed our lives, but it’s important to remember that it changed a lot of lives in the Mid-East and around the world too.

The new source that I found the most interesting the past two weeks was Al Jazeera English. Of note were stories on American Anti-War Veterans in Their Own Words, 911 First Responders Left in the Cold, and how the Taliban offered the U.S. a trial of Bin Laden pre-9/11. The first and the last are stories that likely would not appear at all in the U.S. media, especially not on the 10th anniversary of 9/11. And the story on how the first responders are being treated is just plain embarrassing to read. It’s kind of like how you’re okay with a friend (Jon Stewart) pointing out your flaws, but it stings a bit more when it’s someone looking in from the outside.

I also turned to the Economist and The Guardian for news, largely because they have great iPhone apps. Here’s a resource I compiled of other global media outlets that you could turn to. One of the great things about reading news from outlets beyond our borders is that they are written for folks who aren’t supposed to be familiar with all things American. Often American news assumes that we know how Medicare or the electoral college works. Let’s face it, most Americans don’t. But international outlets spend more time explaining the basics. So, reading about the United States in an international newspaper can help you know our country better.

That said, I missed my local newspaper. It made me feel disconnected not reading it every morning. I caught some of the Republican debates, but missing how the debates were being spun drove me nuts. Like it or not, spin is important. As much as I find it interesting to see how other countries report on us, how we report on us matters more.

Are you what you watch?

I noted on a friend’s Facebook wall that I was watching Al Jazeera English. Another commenter couldn’t believe any self-respecting American would watch Al Jazeera. No doubt, he thought I was a terrorist. I’m not sure why seeking out and watching one of the largest networks closest to the heart of much of the world’s major current events is a bad thing. But there you go. Terrorist. Me.

Anyhow this got me thinking about the stereotypes of media outlets and what where we get our news says about us. (Please excuse me while I share - and have a little fun with - the stereotypes.

If you watch Fox News you are conservative redneck who likes to shoot guns like Yosemite Sam.

If you watch MSNBC, you are pot-smoking, tree hugging, communist or Nazi or Socialist or Greenpeace terrorist.

If you watch CNN, you are a pot-smoking closet liberal who secretly desires to change your first name to Wolf.

If you read the Wall Street Journal, you are a soul-crushing businessman who would sell puppy smoothies if you could turn a profit.

If you read the USA Today, you have the attention span of a hummingbird.

If you read the New Yorker, you are an elitist; they use semicolons!

If you watch Al Jazeera you are an ululating terrorist who wears Death-to-America pajamas.

Anyone want to take a crack at CBS or ABC or any other network or newspaper?

I don’t believe these stereotypes, but I know one thing for sure:

If you are getting all of your news from one source, from one perspective, or one geographic region, you aren’t getting the whole story.

The world is complex and the more angles we can see it from the better glocals we can be.

3 tips to be a better consumer of news

1. Be a regular at irregular news outlets. Regularly consume news from outside your geographic region. Here’s an in-progress list of info sources for some suggestions. If you find yourself always quoting the same network or the same talking head, you are doing something wrong.

2. Go where the news is. What are the Japanese saying about Fukushima? What are Brazilians saying about the 2016 games? What are Egyptians…Kenyans…Chinese…Nicaraguans…saying? You can find out.

3. All news is glocal: today’s global news is tomorrow’s local news.

The new challenge: Become a Global Volunteer from the comfort of your home

Do you have a passion for fighting global poverty, but you can’t commit to traveling to the other side of the world? No problem. There’s an app for that.

Go to this page on VolunteerMatch.org and select “search for virtual opportunities” along with areas that interest you. Sign up for a project that puts your skills and passions to use and start making a difference.

The United Nations also runs a “volunteering over the Internet page.” I just checked and there are 85 opportunities for writers. How to choose?

Your assignment over the next two weeks is to choose an opportunity and get busy. I’ll report back in two weeks about what I’m doing. I hope you’ll do the same.

Good luck Glocals!

Oh, and if you want to get updates on all things Glocal, you can join my mobile list by texting GLOCAL to 97063.


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Sep
15

Reshoring the outdoor apparel industry: An interview with J. Brandon of Ascent Douglas

By Kelsey

This interview is part of my Glocal Interview series.

President Obama, with his American Job Act, isn’t the only one focusing on job creation. Below J. Brandon of Ascent Douglas - a movement to bring outdoor apparel manufacturing into Douglas County Nevada - offers some interesting insights into how one community is trying to create jobs.

What’s in a job? For every $1 of sales related to manufacturing, there is a $1.40 return throughout the U.S. economy. This is opposed to overseas manufacturing in which for every $1 of sales there is a 58-cent output.

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Where are you a local?

I live in Gardnerville, in Douglas County, Nevada. I’ve also lived in Silicon Valley, the Pacific Northwest, Las Vegas, and as a child, very briefly in Southern California. I was born in the UK.

What is the economic situation currently in Douglas county?

Nevada’s economy suffered more than the rest of the country in the past few years. Prior to that, we were the fastest growing state. Houses were popping up by the tens of thousands in Las Vegas, the construction industry was raging, and people were moving here from all over. Although Douglas county is very rural and more than 400 miles from Las Vegas, we saw a lot of that here as well. Housing construction fueled the economy. It disappeared almost overnight and suddenly a lot of people were out of work.

In November 2007, the unemployment rate in the US, in Nevada, and in Douglas County was 4.4 to 4.6 percent. By June 2008 it was 5.7 percent in the US, 6.3 percent in Nevada, and 6.8 percent in Douglas County. Unemployment in the US peaked in January 2010 at 10.6 percent. In Nevada it was 15.3 percent. In Douglas County it was 16.7. Since April 2010 the rate has been under 10 percent in the rest of the country. It’s still above 13 percent in Nevada and 14 percent in Douglas County.

One of my neighbors has lived in his house for more than 20 years. He used to run a small excavating company. He could pick and choose what jobs to take and was winding down toward retirement. Now, he has sold his equipment and drives an 18-wheeler between Reno and Sacramento five nights a week.

But we are optimistic. We get to live in a beautiful place with a portion of Lake Tahoe in our county. Our mountains reach up to more than 10,000 feet above sea level. We can snowboard at a world-class resort and go for a mountain bike ride in the high desert on the same day. We have four distinct seasons, 300 days of sunshine a year, and tremendous amounts of accessible public land. At night we can step out into our back yards and see the Milky Way, watch for shooting stars, and listen to coyotes.

What is Ascent Douglas doing and how does the outdoor apparel industry factors into that?

That scenery and that big outdoor lifestyle are some of our strongest assets. For many of us, it is why we moved here. That’s true for me. I left Silicon Valley and came here to work as a backcountry guide.

So Ascent Douglas is an effort to share what we love with other folks. Many, if not most, outdoor equipment companies are started by people who are very passionate about the outdoors. You’ll often find these companies located in small towns with big outdoor lifestyles right out the back door. Yvon Chouinard, the founder of Patagonia, Inc. expressed that in the title of his book, “Let My People Go Surfing.” Patagonia makes outdoor clothing and gear and is headquartered in Ventura, California with great surfing right nearby. Its service and distribution center is here in Northern Nevada.

The subtitle of Mr. Chouinard’s book is “The Education of a Reluctant Businessman.” Ascent Douglas aims to educate people in the outdoor equipment industry about the opportunities in our community. We’ve got a ready workforce, affordable housing, low costs of doing business, and you might even be able to see a bald eagle fly right by your office window.

That appreciation for the outdoors often shows up in the values and ethics of these companies. They tend to work hard to minimize waste and are generally fairly clean industries. Their customers tend to be well-informed and concerned about how their buying decisions affect the world they live in. Companies that foster that sense of connectedness tend to be pretty good corporate citizens. These are the kinds of businesses we would like to see in our community.

Outdoor apparel is more technical than simple tee-shirts and jeans. It’s also sold in smaller volumes and the companies that make it are often much smaller than other clothing companies. So the market is more volatile, the risks are higher, and the decision makers are much closer to the end user and easier to talk with. All of these factors help make outdoor clothing and gear an attractive market for our efforts.

With wages in some countries being less than a dime an hour, how is “Made in America” even possible?

American companies have spent the past few decades moving manufacturing offshore. Most of them made that decision because of cheaper labor. Many are discovering that cheap labor can be very expensive.

Harry Moser retired as the president of a company that makes machine tools for industry. He lives near Chicago. His father and grandfather spent their entire careers in the Singer Sewing Machine factory in New Jersey. Mr. Moser founded a non-profit called the Reshoring Initiative . He travels the country talking about why reshoring is good for America. More importantly, he talks with individual companies about why it might make sense for them.

The Reshoring Initiative offers a free tool called the “Total Cost of Ownership” model. It compares the costs of manufacturing in 17 countries based on 29 factors and can predict costs five years into the future. Labor costs are just one data point. Total costs account for things like travel time to manage offshore suppliers, inventory expenses while product is in a container crossing the ocean instead of in your warehouse ready to be sold, increased costs for quality assurance, the risks of intellectual property theft, and more. For many companies and many products, offshore manufacturing turns out to be very expensive.

At the Outdoor Retailer tradeshow in Salt Lake City recently we sponsored a panel discussion called “Made in America: The New Push to Reshore Production.” One of our panelists was Kaushal Chokshi, the founder and chairman of Quickstart Global. Mr. Chokshi has been managing international businesses for more than 25 years. He mentioned that when he travels to Mumbai, India his hotel room costs several times more than a hotel room in San Francisco. He wrote recently that property in Shenshen, China costs three times as much as property in Austin, Texas. He also predicts that advances in manufacturing technology will make it even more expensive to have huge inventories traveling by container ship to get to the end user. His forecasts show that customer demands and easy mass customization will bring at least final assembly much closer to the final purchaser. This would happen even if the cost of manufacturing offshore did not increase. And it is going up.

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I have no idea if the apparel industry wants to move to Douglas county, but, after reading J. Brandon’s description, I want to!

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Sep
13

The profit will go somewhere

By Kelsey

If you buy this piece of crap, a percentage of the proceeds will go to helping orphaned puppies achieve their dreams of catching rainbows.

How much will go there and how will you know if I follow through with this? You can trust me. I’m a guy that loves orphaned puppies; how could you NOT trust me?

Shopping Greifportunities

This is my biggest beef with social entrepreneurs. Most of the time there is a complete lack of transparency and accountability.

The Colbert Report did a bit on “Shopping Greifportunities” last night with a focus on 9/11 stuff. You can buy 9/11 shoes, merlot, a chessboard with firefighters and police officers going at it, and even a dog collar (in dog years the tragedy was only 1 ½ years ago!).

The LA Times reports that the winery bottling the 9/11 wine donates 6-10% of the proceeds from the sale to the National September 11 Memorial and Museum.

“We’ve probably donated $25,000 from that wine,” said Gary Madden, general manager of the winery.

$25,000! That’s great!

But here’s what’s not so great: his use of the word “probably.” How do we know they donated anything? How much profit have they made off the wine? How much of a markup exists because of the 9/11 marketing angle?

The bottle retails for $19.11. Let’s say there is a 100% markup. That means the winery wholesales the wine for $9.55, but that isn’t their profit. Here’s a winery that wholesales a bottle for $12 and it costs them $7 to produce. If that same ratio applies to the 9/11 wine, one bottle sold equals a profit of $5.57. Six to ten percent of that is 33- to 56-cents.

Does it make sense to choose one product over another so 33- to 56-cents can go to a cause that you believe in?

Heck, I donate more than that ($1 to be precise) to kitties and puppies when I buy kitty litter at PetSmart.

There’s a fuzzy line between exploitation and social entrepreneurship. Every item that says, “proceeds will go to (insert cause here)” should come with a label saying exactly what that amount is. How else will we know if we are being taken advantage of as consumers and if a cause is being exploited to pad a company’s bottom line.

I’ve been asked if proceeds of my book go to any charity. The short answer is “No.”

But the long answer is that 4% of our family income goes to support local and global causes.

My income from a book sale is about $2. That means that for every copy sold, we donate 8-cents to a cause. That’s hardly worth bragging about. Maybe I can put a photo of my kids on the back cover of my book and write…

96% of the author’s royalties will go to feed his kids, save for college, pay down student loans, pay for his mortgage, car, gas, donuts, and the occasional case of beer.

Now that would be truth in marketing.

As Colbert says when he holds up his 9/11 commemorative eye-poking stick, “The profit will go somewhere.”

Here’s the whole Colbert bit…

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Sep
7

Dear Germany,

By Kelsey

Each of the past few semesters I get a host of emails from a class in Germany which is reading “Where Am I Wearing?” I doubt that you’re up for listening to me blab for 38 minutes, but if you are…have at it.

Also, I apologize for my breath. I recorded this first thing in the morning on Labor Day.

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Sep
5

Why do we hate teachers?

By Kelsey

Okay, maybe the title of the post is a bit inflammatory, but consider this excerpt from a recent column in the NYTimes by Charles Hill:

McGraw-Hill Research Foundation and the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development found that one of the differences between the United States and countries with high-performing school systems was: “The teaching profession in the U.S. does not have the same high status as it once did, nor does it compare with the status teachers enjoy in the world’s best-performing economies.”

The report highlights two examples of this diminished status:

• “According to a 2005 National Education Association report, nearly 50 percent of new teachers leave the profession within their first five years teaching; they cite poor working conditions and low pay as the chief reason.”
• “High school teachers in the U.S. work longer hours (approximately 50 hours, according to the N.E.A.), and yet the U.S. devotes a far lower proportion than the average O.E.C.D. country does to teacher salaries.”

Low wages, poor working conditions, and long hours?

Are we talking about the garment industry here? We’re not exactly showering teachers with love and apples; more like disdain and tomatoes.

In Hill’s column he cites a recent poll that found that 76% of Americans believe high-achieving students should be recruited to be teachers and that 67% would like for their own child to become a teacher. Yet teachers and the education system as a whole continue to be criticized.

We rarely talk about high-performing teachers. Instead the conversation turns to mediocre and incompetent teachers who aren’t held accountable.

But here’s the thing…

It only takes one teacher to change the course of your life.

From kindergarten through college I had somewhere between 70 and 80 teachers. I probably can’t name half of them. And of the half I can remember, some I remember for not great reasons. But there are a select few I will never forget:

Mrs. Suitts, 3rd grade: She used to grab my ear, pull up, and walk me on my tiptoes out of her class. I was a bit of a class clown, but she believed in me. In 3rd grade I went from the lowest reading group to the highest. She even had me tested for the TAG (talented-and-gifted) program, to which I was admitted. Mrs. Suitts helped me realize that I had more to offer than the occasional class disruption.

Mrs. Birt, 5th grade: I wrote a story about a boy who found a pair of flying shoes. Mrs. Birt entered it into a contest in which I won honorable mention. More than that she encouraged me to write. I bumped into her at the county fair last year and she still uses some of my stories as examples in her class. There’s a moment in every writer’s story where someone steps into their life and says, “You can write!” Mrs. Birt was that person for me.

Mrs. Marshall, 11th & 12th grades: Poor Mrs. Marshall. By the time I reached her class I was on cruise control. I was all about the Cliff’s Notes and doing assignments the class period before they were due. She tried to start a summer reading program with myself and two of my classmates. We were supposed to have read “A Tale of Two Cities” by our first meeting. None of us did. Our lack of effort was disgusting and Mrs. Marshall’s efforts despite us were inspiring. I’ve since apologized to her many times and she still proofs my work to this day.

Jonathan Levy, Geology professor of Miami University: I took every class at Miami that Dr. Levy taught. One of them even required knowing calculus, which I did not. I missed every calculus question on every test and still got a B because Dr. Levy inspired me to study hard. Dr. Levy didn’t just talk about volcanoes, glaciers, caves, and plate tectonics, he showed us pictures of him exploring them. He taught me that learning begins in the classroom, but true knowledge can’t be gained from a book. When I decided to travel after college, I discussed my itinerary with Dr. Levy. Many of the places I visited on that first trip, I first saw in photos he had taken that he showed us in class.

If there is a more selfless profession than teaching others, year after year, something that you already know, I don’t know what it is.

On behalf of society, I apologize to all of the teachers out there. We don’t give you enough pay, time, or credit.

Preparing for Tomorrow

My sister-in-law, Emily Taylor, teaches kindergarten at Mississinawa Valley, my alma mater, and today, Labor Day, a day off, she’s at school in her classroom preparing for tomorrow.

Happy Labor Day teachers!

Think of three teachers who made a difference to you. Feel free to share who and why in the comments, but, more importantly, send your teachers a note of thanks.

“Teachers make a God-damned difference. What about you?”

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2

Pooping in the potty

By Kelsey

Mykidcanbeatupyourhonorstudent

We enrolled Harper at a daycare/preschool associated with Ball State University. (Yep, she’s in college at the age of 2.) Two weeks ago I attended the school’s orientation for parents while Annie was at home with the kids.

The director of the program asked that all the parents introduce themselves, and share an interesting tidbit about their child. I was sitting in the front row on a seat that was about 6″ off the ground — like a giant sitting in munchkin land. She called on me first.

“I’m Kelsey Timmeran. My daughter’s name is Harper. She’s two…” and this is where I needed to say something interesting about Harper. I don’t like intro situations like this. In fact, sometimes my face will get red and I’ll stumble and mumble a bit, which doesn’t make sense because I’m completely comfortable addressing crowds of a few thousand. My mind wandered for something and landed on of all things this: “…and she pooped on the potty today!”

The parents broke into applause. If you want to win over the hearts and minds of parents with young kids, turn the conversation to poop. It works every time.

The introductions continued.

“I’m so and so and my daughter can do sign.”

Sign? Surely this woman meant that her daughter signs that she doesn’t like food by spitting it out, or that she has to go potty by holding herself.

“I’m so and so and my daughter also does sign language.”

Give me a break.

“I’m so and so and my daughter speaks Swedish, Spanish, English, and signs.”

What?!?! is this some kind of contest? I specifically remember a grade school one-up contest I had with my friends, which was more mature than what was happening here among the parents. Then, our contest was about whose father’s farts stunk the worst. I believe this was a precursor to “your mama” contests. “My daddy’s farts stink so bad…” Well you get the idea.

Harper has pooped in the potty twice. When she does I feel like we just reached the summit of Mt. Everest. But most of the time she waits to drop her load after we put her in a diaper at nap time. As soon as we walk into her stink-filled room she demands, “Change my diaper. I pooped!” During the changing process she’ll ask to see her handiwork. Sometimes I’ll humor her. She’ll comment on the size and then say, “Eww…that is very, very gross!”

To me, she is a genius! Just look how she uses adverbs already to describe her poop. She’s also hilarious and like the cutest kid ever!

But, the difference between me and the “my daughter speaks four languages” parents is that I recognize that others might not feel the same way as me about my kid. The report that my daughter pooped in the toilet won applause, the report that little Susie (not her name) is a flippin’ genius won eye rolls.

I’ve always thought the “My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student” bumper stickers were ridiculous, but after listening to parents that began teaching their children Latin in the womb, I can see the appeal.

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