Dear Archie McPhee,
I’m one of the top 10 living underwear journalists in Indiana and I would like to review your Instant Underwear and other novelty underwear products. Of course, I’m joking about the top 10 underwear journalist bit, but I’m not joking about writing about your underwear. I’ve written about disposable underwear for the Travel Channel and about anti-flatulence underwear for the Huffington Post. I also read the essays when I visit college campuses to talk about my book Where Am I Wearing? A global tour to the countries, factories, and people that make our clothes.
If you’re interested, I’d love to take a crack at your underwear.
All the best,
Author / Speaker / Touron