WAIW? Now Hiring
President-elect Obama isn’t the only one making selections these days. I’ve recently made my first as a newly-appointed assistant author. (Note: Oreo is the head author. All appointments are made with her approval.)
Today, I would like to announce the selection of long-time WAIW? reader and real-life friend, Melissa, to the position of WAIW? Special Ambassador to Purdue University.
Basically, I asked Melissa if she knew anyone at Purdue that would be interested in doing an author’s event or two. And apparently she knows everyone at Purdue. So – with Oreo’s permission – I brought her on board.
Do you think you’ve got what it takes to be a WAIW? Special Ambassador? All you need to do is setup an event with a university, organization, book club, or anyone else that wants to talk about the people that make our clothes. And then just let me know when and where to be and how I can get there. It’s that easy. If you think you live too faraway and that I would never be able to go wherever it is you are, keep in mind that I went to Bangladesh because my underwear was made there.
Annual pay (Choose One)
One cold beer and a specially written toast to your health
A box of your favorite wine
A really fancy caffeinated drink of some sort
Spreading the word about the people that make our clothes and advancing this important discussion
Health Insurance – 100% coverage of all third nipples, and extra appendages or digits; 0% of anything that isn’t extra
But seriously, if you think you can get something together in your area, email me (email@example.com); let’s make it happen.
I nominate Matt as one of your ambassadors! Can’t wait to see what kind of venues he would come up with!!!
Matt could definitely use the third nipple coverage.
I’m fairly certain that strippers are interested in globalization. And they always have cash. And aren’t you interested in where g-strings are made? Or tassles? That could be a book in itself, and would be a lot more fun to research.