Win a trip to watch girls in bikinis make jeans
Ecko jeans apparently spammed the Hot Girls Make Great Clothes thread. They posted about their contest where you can win a trip to watch hot girls make great clothes.
Is there really such a factory where perfect-bodied females happily work away while jiggling in all of the right places and none of the wrong ones as they sew on zippers? Where the only thing in shorter supply than unhappiness is butt-coverage? Where thirteen-year-old boys go when they fall asleep at night? Where beautiful girls with morals so strong that they would never stoop to the level of internet porn, bend over in thongs to pickup pieces of fabric?
If you believe there is, you must also believe that Charlie has a Chocolate factory, that pillow fights take place nightly in sororities, and that bears don’t shit in the woods.
They don’t go into details of what the trip entails or where you’ll win a trip too. Personally, I think it would be great if the winner won a trip to an actual factory and met actual workers.
Out of curiosity, I signed up for the contest. You should too.
Does anyone actually ever win these darn promotional contests? Seriously, McDonald’s has that stupid Monopoly contest running about eight months out of every year, and I don’t know a single person that has won more than a free small fry. Although, I did once win a bike from the local hardware store.
Let your voice be heard!