07/06
2008
Baby Timmerman at 13 weeks
Our future Touron Prince or Princess. He/she looks like she’s either blowing kisses or smoking. Let’s go with the kisses.
I remember the RoboCop cartoon, but not this horrible theme song - https://t.co/YlVhvcCgsi
Also, it's amazing that… https://t.co/4bCKtynkTZ
- A Thousand Words
- Autism
- Climate Change
- Common Reads
- Engaged Consumer
- Facing Project
- Featured Story
- Giving Back
- Glocal
- Glocal Challenge
- Glocal Interview
- Good People Podcast
- Harper & Daddy TV
- Legacy Posts
- Mad World
- Regen Book
- Simplify
- storytelling
- This Writer’s Life
- Travel
- Where Am I Eating
- Where Am I Giving?
- Where Am I Speaking
- Where Am I Wearing?
- Where is Kelsey Contest
Hi Baby Timmerman, guess who’s going to teach you how to say your first bad word!
Uncle Matt. And he can’t wait.
Hey, if you’re gonna learn to cuss, might as well learn from the master.
Please, Baby Timmerman isn’t blowing kisses; he/she is demonstrating the prodigious thumb-sucking prowess of his/her father.
So, I sucked my thumb until I was seven. I had to work hard to get big ol’ bucked teeth.
Oh, is that why Kels? I just figured it was because you were in training to be an alter boy.
And yes, I can say that because I’m Catholic.
Matt, you might want to consider going to confession soon.
aawww…
anyway, I dropped by to tell the Touron King, and I guess now the Touron Prince(ss) - you know ‘Prince of Tourons’ sounds much more fun and condescending - that you’ve got some serious touron competition headed your way. A certain country (hint: they’re not European, North American, Africa, South American, Australian, Middle Eastern, Indian, Korean, Japanese, or South East Asian) just got ranked has having the world’s most obnoxious tourists, beating out the Americans and the French.
it’s a tough world to raise a child in, eh?
Oh no! We’ve been dethroned!
Where’s my passport?