If this is true, how am I not gay?

This video shows commercials for 10 toys in the 80’s that might have “made you gay.” I was 4 for 10.

I had a wuzzle. I still remember his name – Bumble Lion

I was jealous of my friend’s Michael Jackson “Beat it” action figure. Alright it was a doll, but back then MJ could really kick some butt. Those thugs in “Beat it” didn’t have a chance!

I had a pogo ball.

I wore underoos. Here’s photographic evidence.

How much more hetero can you get than these three young studs?