Adventures in SPAM: Chinese businessman wants to supple me

By Kelsey

I did it. I responded to the Chinese businessman that wants to supple me. Here’s what I wrote:

In all honesty, I think you are most excellent. To be truthful, I have not doubt that you are legal sellers. I’m not lying when I say that I’m intrigued by your low priced, quality products. If you could supple me with more information about your outstanding products, I would be forever in your debt.

Your friend,

Kelsey

It will be interesting to see what happens. I’ve never responded to SPAM before. I’ll keep you posted.