It's my wedding and I'm taking it hostage

You people are a bunch of prudes!

I give you a simple assignment in which all you have to do is take a photo of yourself holding up your underoos, and what do you do? Nothing!

3 people entered the contest, none of whom I will be marrying this September. That’s right, not even my own fiance was supportive enough to send a photo. And what am I going to do about it? I’m not going to come home, that’s what. You hear me Annie! If I don’t come home, no wedding, no showers, no cakes, no shiny rings.

I’m taking our wedding hostage and I’m not coming home until Annie sends me a photo, which I will post for all to see, of her wearing underwear on her head.

You want a wedding? Show me the undies!

UPDATE: Despite one of her co-workers advice, “You’ve got the ring and you’ve got the house. Who cares about the wedding?” Annie has come through in the clutch with a great photo, which I’ll reveal in the next couple of days. If you want, you can still give her crap in the comments section for not sending one sooner.

 
10 comments
Kyle says:

Who’s the front-runner in the underwear contest? I’m all a’twitter.

Lynne says:

Do you really think Annie will take that threat seriously? Although, I’ll admit, your Travelin’ Light’s readers are failing you on this one. How about a pair of pink/leopard print underwear?

Kelsey says:

Kyle,

I’ll post a contest update soon.

Lynne,

She better take it seriously.

Let your voice be heard!

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