Nudity is overrated. You know it. I know it. Everybody but those hairy nudist colony people know it.
That’s why we wear clothes.
To win more clothes, specifically THIS T-SHIRT, tell me about your favorite item of clothing that you just can’t travel or live without.
What’s so special about your _______(insert one: shirt, pants, socks, underwear, tie, penny loafers, ear muffs, wetsuit, trunks, brassiere, cardigan, dickey. You get the idea)? Did they save your life, like THESE PANTS? Do they have some kind of sentimental value? Be sure to include where it was MADE?
HOW TO PLAY
To enter, post your ode to clothes on this comment thread. I will select a lucky winner based on creativity, expressed passion for the selected item, practicality of the item, and even, impracticality of the item (if you can’t go anywhere without your fedora or suit of armor, you gotta a good chance of winning).
The winner will be announced on 3/21. Enter as many times as you like.
ABOUT THE T-SHIRT
It’s organic. It’s MADE IN the USA. The cartoon was drawn by cartoonist Geoff Hassing. Geoff and I spent several months in 2005 brainstorming a cartoon. Together we created Tripp Trumbler aka The Touron. He’s a moron. He’s a tourist. He’s each and every one of us in a foreign environment.
Above all, the shirt is comfy and you want to win it BAD. So, get started…