I hope this picture of me sitting on a toilet in my front yard reading my Kindle makes Anthony Weiner feel better

Breaking: It was Weiner’s weiner.

It turns out that Congressman Anthony Weiner has a habit of online-only (yeah right) affairs, and the photo tweeted from his Twitter account of the bulging member in briefs was, in fact, the member of Congress’s member.

Anyhow, in order to make Weiner feel better and take some of the media heat off of him, I’m releasing this photo of me on a toilet in my front yard reading my Kindle.

I know what you are thinking… “Kelsey, what are you reading on your Kindle?”

Unfortunately, I’m not at liberty to answer that at the moment, but I’ve hired a team of investigators who are looking into it.

KindleonToilet

 
3 comments
Gary Hyslop says:

Scandalous!

Rumor is that there is a more scandalous shot out there.

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