06/02
2008
If this is true, how am I not gay?
This video shows commercials for 10 toys in the 80’s that might have “made you gay.” I was 4 for 10.
I had a wuzzle. I still remember his name – Bumble Lion
I was jealous of my friend’s Michael Jackson “Beat it” action figure. Alright it was a doll, but back then MJ could really kick some butt. Those thugs in “Beat it” didn’t have a chance!
I had a pogo ball.
I wore underoos. Here’s photographic evidence.
How much more hetero can you get than these three young studs?
Dang, that video brought back some memories! I’m 1 for 9 (I had a wuzzle action figure, rather than the stuffed toy) but I definitely wanted ALL of those things. Except maybe the underoos…
I didn’t know they had wuzzle action figures. Those puppies might be worth something!
Don’t be knocking the Underoos. You know you wished you had had a pair of Care Bear Underoos.